Don’t spend 12+ months liking a girl who is too afraid to like you, meet you, hang out with you without the accompany of her bitchy friends, and sometimes even look at you. Then make excuses for not being able to see you. Examples such as, “I don’t feel like it.” “That place is lame.” “I don’t like your friends.” “i’m shy” “I’m a girl.” ”i dun wat plans are LOL.” Oh and most importantly, ”I’m awkward.”
And don’t like them if they have extremely hostile friends that lie 25/8. They have some special power that makes you look and feel like the scum of the earth for something that you never did. Also there’s a reason you don’t give a girl a second chance, history repeats my friends, the same thing is going to happen. Also girls who are 100x obsessed more with shitty pop-stars than you.
TL;DR: Don’t like Tools.
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